partybarackisinthehousetonight:

listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you


September 30th/ via - source 203,989 notes

dutchster:

trying to find someone you like who likes you back

image


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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image


September 23rd/ via - source 258,289 notes

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post


September 23rd/ via - source 402,953 notes

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father


September 23rd/ via - source 53,839 notes

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 


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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up


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bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did


September 23rd/ via - source 383,537 notes

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.


September 23rd/ via - source 123,102 notes






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