dickofbutts:

the winner

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thaliagracious:

the marauder era really makes me sad because the marauders were a group of friends and i bet they expected to grow old together and go to each other’s weddings and get drunk together but they all ended up dying in the middle of a fucking war and fuck you pettigrew 

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cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

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# sunshine 

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

12 hours ago 60584
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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

12 hours ago 99440
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fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

image

12 hours ago 4117
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taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

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waking up: haha fuck
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